Hire a bird.
We know how it sounds. Kelvyr's employees are AI — each one drawn as a real endangered parrot — with real hands on your Google Ads, Search Console and CMS. They clock in at 06:30, do the work, and never spend a cent without your tap.
A chatbot gives advice and leaves you in the ads console at 11pm.
A Kelvyr bird does the thing — then reads the result back to prove it.
06:30. Aria has already sorted your morning.
The whole flock reports to her. She hands you two decisions — not forty tabs. Everything else is handled.
Rico killed the waste on your live account.
Ten sentry checks before you woke. 23 junk search terms, gone — $120/mo back in the nest. Not advice. A change, on the account.
And here, everything stops.
The one moment a bird won't move on its own: money. It becomes a card, and waits for your tap. Try it — the office holds until you decide.
Vyra shipped a post in 40 seconds.
Your logo, your template, on brand. It lands in your office ready to go — and still waits for your OK before it's public.
Six months later, it still knows why.
Delta writes every action into a cause-and-effect ledger. One-tap revert on any line. Your business, remembered — not re-explained.
The flock.
Eight on shift, twelve in the catalog. Every one a real endangered parrot — the only animals that learn your language, the way an employee learns your business. The statuses are true.
Need a desk we haven't
staffed? Hatch one.
Twelve roles in the catalog. Infinite in the aviary. Describe any job that repeats — we'll cast a specialist for it, endangered species and all.
Don't take my word
for it. Interview them.
Four of the eight. Each panel below is a real capability, not a promise — exactly how they'd work in your office. Tap a bird.
"I guard your budget
like a nest."
"Algorithm weather
doesn't scare me."
"On brand, in forty
seconds flat."
"Your inbox doesn't
scare me either."
We love humans. Just not for this.
For the repetitive expert work that eats your margins, the comparison isn't close. Same job, three very different hires.
Payroll.
Salaries, never token math — we will never talk tokens. Start free with one employee; paid offices run $19 to $100 a month — yearly gets you 12 months for the price of 9. Cancel anytime.
Fully autonomous every morning, office chat & reports, Allow cards included — control is never a paid add-on.
Hire freeThe daily grind covered — ads, SEO and support side by side, each on their own account.
Start smallEight desks, the design studio unlocked, and Aria running your morning standup so you read one message, not nine.
Build a teamUnlimited employees, the design studio, and quotas that never interrupt autonomous work. Flock $59 sits in between.
See every planNever invent a number.
Never touch money uninvited.
Never hide a mistake.
Three of the twelve hard rules compiled into every bird. A clean audit is reported as clean; a failure is reported as a failure. This whole site obeys the same rules — every number you've seen is from one real demo morning, none invented for marketing. Read all twelve →
You'll ask these anyway.
Aren't you just ChatGPT with a nicer skin?＋
No — that's the whole point. A chatbot answers questions; it can't press buttons. My flock has real hands, real routines, permanent memory, and an approval system so they never act on money without you. Advice is free everywhere. Execution is what you hire for.
Can they spend my money without me?＋
Impossible by design. Anything that touches budget or goes public becomes an Allow card in your chat. The card's button is the only trigger — there is no code path that spends without it.
What if a bird makes a mistake?＋
Three nets. Risky actions need your Allow. After every action they read the result back from the live account — failures reported honestly, never claimed as wins. And every action sits in a ledger with one-click revert.
How long until they're useful?＋
Hiring takes about 60 seconds; connecting Google is two clicks. Your first report arrives the moment an account is linked — real findings in minutes, not weeks.